A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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