Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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I'm Batman.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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kesha is a virgin.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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