What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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butt sex

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Lindsay Lohan

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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