Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Hello

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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what's up? my penis.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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