- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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