Ben Affleck

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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hard cheese

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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