- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

what do fish smoke? sea weed

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

can you touch your toes? no

knock knock come in!

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