- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.