LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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butt sex

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Republicans

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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