- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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