- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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