- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

have safe sex

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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