- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

have safe sex

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

L's I's that took Viagra.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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