- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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