What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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knock knock no ones home

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Republicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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