How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

* anti-punchline

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Replacement Referees

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

who is awesome? no one...

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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