What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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justin littleton being sucessful

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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no really what are ur names?

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