What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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