How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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