Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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