What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Jellybeans

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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