Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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think twice or at least think

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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69

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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