- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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