why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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John Cena for president

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Barack Obama

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Ben Corbishley

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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im gey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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