How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

a seal walks into a club.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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