- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

what's white and sticky semen

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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