What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Keanu Reaves

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This is not a joke or is it

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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