What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

thumb_up thumb_down -6

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Walnut

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops