A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Your mom is so nice.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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politically correct!

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Okay, after this one then...

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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