What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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so the weather's nice...

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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sure!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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