A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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watch a i d s left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Your mom is so nice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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