Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Scott Gomez

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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My kids are mistakes.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Me Neither.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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You have friends

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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