What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

TWIX PAUSE!

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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