Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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wanna here a joke? you.

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VAL SUCKS

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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