- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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