Corn Muffins

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Church.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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