An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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my gramma died

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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