An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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