Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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