My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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MySpace.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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