- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.