Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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