- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Barack Obama.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Guess what? I like trains.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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