- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

YOLO You only like Oreos

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

It's long!

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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