so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Phew... it's gone.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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