- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

you gay?

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

every cloud has a silver lining

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

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