What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Continents are large islands.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Cancer.

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guest what i love pancakes

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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