Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A dog was barking at a tree

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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