Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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