- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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are you saying pam, or pan?

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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