What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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