A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Justin Bieber

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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