What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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field day?

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don't read this

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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No soap radio

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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