- Anti Joke

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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