What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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