- Anti Joke

A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Where's my tractor?

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

oh hai

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.