- Anti Joke

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Black people having a Job.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia