Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Nuneaton..

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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