- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

wael.. nuff said

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What is the name of the car? What

It says so on your cap.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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