Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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