- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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