- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

A black man walks Into a bar.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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