What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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