- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

And Stephen Hawking said.

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