Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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