- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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