- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

You were born.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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