- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Your Mom

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Xzibit

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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