"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

A bar walks into a man

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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