Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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GONNA

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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