- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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