Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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retard

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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