- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Women's rights

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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