What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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