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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.