How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

a skinny sumo wrestler

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

cliché rebecca black joke.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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