- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

every knight i see an owl at window

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

retard

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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