- Anti Joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Ain't idn't a word.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.