- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Phew... it's gone.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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