- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

A sober Irish individual.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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