Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why? Why Not?

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Anti Joke

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