- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

gay pom...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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