- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Dumb

Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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