Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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No, Trinidad.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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