What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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