- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Asians

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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