- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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