- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

A woman walks into a bar.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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