- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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