- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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