New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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