- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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