- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

OOOOPPS /

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

France had one revolution

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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