your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

THE GAME

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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