- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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