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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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