Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Women's Rights

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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