whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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