- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

You know whats better than 24? 25

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

DEATH.

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