Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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