- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

i like men but im not gay

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

You know whats better than 24? 25

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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