hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Women's Rights

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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this is stupid .... yep

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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