Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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