women's rights

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Women's Rights

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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