What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Neil Lewis

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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