- Anti Joke

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Arrow in the Knee!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.