An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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