What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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The WNBA

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I Have a Black Friend

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Compton

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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