- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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