why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Your life

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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tommy is retared

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

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