- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

so how about that irline food

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

I agree

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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