hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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see ya

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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