What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

this is stupid .... yep

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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