- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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