What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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shut up kobe!

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Guess what? AIDS!

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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