Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Women's Rights

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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