- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

shut up kobe!

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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