- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

9/11.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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