- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

The Qur'an

Jesse gets so many ladies

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