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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock! Come in..

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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