What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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