What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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