- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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