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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Stop procrastinating.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Justin's life

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

James Patrick Campbell

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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