Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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