Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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