- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

I can count to potato.

What happened to my sunglasses?

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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