So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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