Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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