- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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