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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.