GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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