What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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