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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

How many light bulbs? 1

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Obama walks into a hospital....

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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