Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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