How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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