Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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