- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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