- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

where do some birds live in? Earth

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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