What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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