What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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