Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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