theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Jovan

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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8--------------------- penis

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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