The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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