- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

I woke up today

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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