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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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