No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Women drivers...

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

adam hodgson !

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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