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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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