- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

who do we all like george goodburn

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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