- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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