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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

H o m o comes out as homo

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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