- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

im watching you..

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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