- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What did Washington say to California? WC

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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