- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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