- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

penis?

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Arrow in the Knee!

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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