- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Gus's mom

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What did death say to life? Go die

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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