It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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