- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Women can vote? WTF

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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