Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Black people are the scum of the earth

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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