- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Dogs

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Women's Rights.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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