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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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