- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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