- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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