What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Feminism

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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