Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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