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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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