- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

women's rights

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

The Female Orgasm

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