- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

My parents died!

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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