What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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