How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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