- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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