Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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