- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Where's the soap?

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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