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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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