Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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charlie sheen

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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no really what are ur names?

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My Boyfriend

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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were at work systems r down

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